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Finally convinced my mother to read the Hunger Games series, and 

now she’s been “gone” for the past 2 days. In a literal sense of course. She’s been in her room reading since Early Saturday morning and possibly Friday night. This was not the reaction I had expected. 

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I need someone who is fluent in the language of sarcasm

weesley-ham:

Someone I can mess around with, and talk shit to. And she’ll still know that I’m playing around. I’m not the type to do too much sweet talking anymore. That’ll only get me so far. Instead, I’d rather talk to someone the way I intend to talk to them for as long as we know each other from the very…

Fuck this shit. Teen Wolf has to hurry the fuck up

agreed ^

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I hate that my best work is always produced when I’m “under the gun” and when I’m running out of time..an assignment that I’ve been procrastinating against all day I just finished in 25 minutes because I’m tired and want to go to bed. WHY couldn’t I do this earlier? I will never completely understand. 

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  • if harry potter wins: YAY BLESS THE MMAs THEY ARE SO WONDERFUL I AM CRYING BLESS U MTV
  • if harry potter doesn't win: literally no one cares about the MMAs anyway so it's whatever

why is Russel Brand hosting the movie awards

no one likes him

he’s not even funny anymore

except for the wife joke at the end

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